Thursday, September 6, 2007

Movie Review: Rocket Science

Rocket ScienceOh, who gives a shit! Who needs a fucken baby anyway, you wanna make your self useful around here, why don't you get that goddamn tv fixed? -- Justine Last from The Good Girl

Idealism is guilty middle-class bullshit. -- Jeff from Suburbia (1996)

We have to overcome the idea that everyone is the same. -- Justin Cobb from Thumbsucker


Last Spring I saw Michael White's Year Of The Dog. The film is not what I expected at all. May I just say that whoever marketed the film should have been fired. Relationship/date movie my ass. Come on folks, Year Of The Dog may be the best example I have seen of the effects of the suicidal blandness of the suburbs in some time. I am a child of suburbia and I have no problems with that, but I am not going to yank your chain. Diary of a Mad Housewife is the real deal. The Ice Storm is a documentary to me. I felt like I was watching a home movie when I dragged Phil Goldberg to go see that in 1997. Little Children was wishful thinking for me. I knew all too well, I wanted to say sure, that is about right. Tell me something I do not know, Todd Field. The Virgin Suicides was like watching a filmstrip of my youth via trips to the Aspen Hill Shopping Center during the 1970s. Sadly, there were no Libson Sisters for me to be friends with while growing up. In one way or another, all of these films hit a nerve. Good or bad, they just hit nerves...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Second R-Rated 'Beowulf' Trailer

BeowulfThe Beowulf official site has posted a second R-rated movie trailer in the Restricted Access section.

To gain access to the new section, there's an age verification prompt which only works for U.S. users (so they say...wink, wink...90210...nudge, nudge).

In the main all-access portion of the site, a third official podcast has been posted which contains an interview with one of the film's stars, Robin Wright Penn, who plays Queen Wealhtheow...continue reading this article at Geeks of Doom!

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Silicon 2007 Draws Near

Silicon 2007Here's a friendly reminder from us geeks to you geeks. Mark your calendars, pack your bags, and get William Shatner to book you a hotel room for some crazy-cheap price, 'cause Silicon '07 is coming!

Check out the official press release after the jump for more info....continue reading this article at Geeks of Doom!

Comic Review: Cyblade -- Pilot Season #1

CybladeCyblade: Pilot Season #1
Written by Joshua Hale Fialkov
Pencils & Inks by Rick Mays
Colors by Guru-eFX
Letters by Troy Peteri
Top Cow Productions
Cover price: $2.99; On-sale: Sept 2007


There is one beautiful, sexy woman coming after you. That might be a good thing if it wasn’t the trained killer Cyblade, one of the most popular members of Top Cow's original flagship series Cyberforce.

Cyblade, 19-year-old Dominique Thibaut, has the power to create psychic blades and power bursts which can affect both animate and inanimate objects. She is an incredible athlete and acrobat and, boy, can she wear a g-string. However, she’s a little low on self-esteem, which is why her good friend Rashell is there to coach her along via radio on one of her first missions for Cyberdata. Cyberdata is where she thinks she has been training for six months and who sends her on a mission to retrieve their Tachyon Emolliator...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

'Saw IV' Teaser Trailer + 2nd Blood Drive Poster

Saw VIA few days ago, Yahoo! Movies posted the teaser trailer for Saw IV, the upcoming sequel directed by Darren Lynn Bousman.

Now, Lionsgate has sent us the trailer in Windows Media formats; click on the links below to view.

WM 56, WM 150, WM 300, WM 700...continue reading this article at Geeks of Doom!

Comic Review: Peace

PeaceGive Peace A Chance
Frankie B. Washington's series gives readers a lot for their money


Peace # 0-2
Created, written and drawn by
Frankie B. Washington
Cover by Crystal Correia
FWB Press
Cover Price $3.00; Available Now


Frankie B. Washington is man with big ideas.

In the first three issues of his epic comic series Peace, Washington destroys and creates a new universe, introduces the gods who run the universe, and re-imagines Boston as a futuristic city-state full of gang conflicts.

And that's just the beginning.

For those who complain (as I often do) that readers just don't get much for their money these days from comic books -- rejoice! The three issues of Peace I read are so dense with plot and story, that I read all of them five times before even starting to review them and I was still finding new stuff with each re-reading...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Monday, September 3, 2007

Contest: 'The Office' Season 3 DVD

The Office S3 DVDUniversal Studios Home Entertainment has provided Geeks of Doom with a copy of The Office Season 3 DVD to give away to 1 lucky reader!

The NBC hit sitcom The Office, which stars Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, and Jenna Fischer, follows the absurdities of everyday work life of the Dunder Mifflin employees at the Scranton, PA, branch...find out all the contest details at Geeks of Doom!

DVD Review: The Black Donnellys - The Complete Series

The Black DonnellysTake the melodramatic relationships and good looks of Dawson's Creek (don't forget the soft indie rock that plays under everything for additional heartstring pulling), get the entire cast drunk on Jameson's Irish Whisky, give them a thorough pub brawl beating by the members of The Pogues and Flogging Molly, and then dump them in a New York mob neighborhood and you're getting somewhere close to what NBC's single-season show was trying to come across as.

The Donnellys -- Jimmy, Tommy, Kevin, and Sean -- are four brothers who have grown up in a small Irish neighborhood in New York, and now as adults are trying to carve out something resembling a living, and while not trying to kill each other, are standing up to the powerful Italian mob that wants to take over the neighborhood. Jimmy, is the owner of the Firecracker Lounge and as eldest is also leader of the small crimes that perpetual gambler Kevin and baby-brother Sean commit with him. Tommy, on the other hand, has foresworn crime and hopes to make a living as an artist. But his love for his brother, as well as his secret love for childhood friend Jenny, keeps him in the neighborhood...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

DVD Review: 'The Office' Season 3

The Office - Season 3 DVDIf you've already watched the entire season 3 of The Office on television, you might think there's no reason for you to get this DVD.

But you'd be wrong.

Aside from the fact that all 22 episodes are still hilarious on the second, third, and fourth viewing, this four-disc DVD set is packed with over three hours of deleted scenes. Now, I know what you're thinking: deleted scenes are deleted for a reason -- because they suck. Not so in this case. ALL of the deleted scenes are great and only serve as proof that The Office should be an hour-long show.

For those of you unfamiliar with this popular NBC sitcom based on the British series of the same name, The Office stars Steve Carell as Michael Scott, the clueless, unintentionally un-PC regional manager of the Scranton, PA, branch of the Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

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Movie Review: Underdog

UnderdogThe context of a talking dog with superpowers is improbable. A live-action film about a childhood icon whose lasting impact transgressed four decades should be deplorable.

Disney and Spyglass Entertainment have recreated Underdog, the classic cartoon series from Saturday mornings about a loveable mutt, and expanded a vague, but interesting concept into a full-length feature. Talking dogs included.

An unnamed beagle (voiced by Jason Lee) is captured and locked away in the fortified laboratory used by Simon Barsinister (played by Peter Dinklage (1)) and his thesaurus-reliant henchman Cad (Patrick Warburton). The animal escapes near-tampering of his doggy DNA and begins running around the lab room at top speeds, ears a flapping. The chase comes to a halt when the beagle crashes into a shelf of glass beakers and unidentifiable liquids, spilling a monster Molotov cocktail over our friend’s fur, imbuing him with an encyclopedia of superpowers. This biochemical shower provides the dog with animal abilities that far surpass his own, flight, strength, speed, etc...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Interview: Seth Gordon

King of KongSeth Gordon, director of The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, a David vs. Goliath documentary about two men competing for champion rights to the classic arcade game Donkey Kong, opened up about his new film, its process, and his future.

“My favorite place is Fun Spot [an arcade featured in The King of Kong]. Family reunions were in New Hampshire. I burn in the sun, so my family would leave me at Fun Spot. It is a family place and they would give tokens for grades. I would think about it all year. I met Steve Wiebe [one of the main characters in the movie] four days after they had been in his garage. At first I thought he was too vanilla but after I met all the players, I wanted to do the project. It took a year and a half.”...continue reading this interview at Geeks of Doom!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Movie Review: Balls of Fury

Balls of FuryHere at Geeks of Doom (est. 2007) and Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews (est. 2006), the Maniac here helps everyone provide the right choices when it is up to them when they want to see a good movie. The Hardcore Film Maniac knows that he is watching out for you, and his sole purpose is to save your time and money and -- Oh fuck it; I’m done speaking in third person. I’m sounding like a prick. Lemme get onto my review. Ever have a major case of diarrhea, and once you are all finished, you wiped your ass with a long and very strong piece of Marcal toilet paper? Then you find out that you have shit on your hand after you are done wiping, and that is after you are done rubbing your eyes, sticking your finger in your ears, and scratching your genitals, and then you ask yourself, why the hell did you use toilet paper for? Director Ben Garant's Balls of Fury is just like that case of diarrhea. It is honestly the WORST piece of shit that came out in theaters, DVD, Robin Williams’ ass, and Leona Helmsley’s will this entire year, and that means A LOT.

And I don't think any of you guys who have read my reviews at Geeks Of Doom have seen my real nasty side. Now you shall be seeing it today.

[Editor's Note: Yup, it's pretty nasty.]...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Movie Review: Death Sentence

Death SentenceMarty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk. -- Drexl Spivey from True Romance

Of course! We're one big happy fleet! Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? -- Khan Noonien Singh from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

They were all alive until they met you, Frank. -- Harmonica from Once Upon A Time In The West


The great tragedy of growing up in the 1970s and 1980s is that I did not know what an incredible actor Charles Bronson was when he made Death Wish back in 1974. In the early 1980s, I only knew him from his roles in the Death Wish films and his later films. Not all bad films by the way, not at all; Death Hunt with Lee Marvin is particular favorite of mine. Before Bronson took the role of Paul Kersey in the original Death Wish, he had already starred as one of the most iconic characters in cinema: Harmonica in Once Upon A Time In The West. Digging deep is essential and I dig deeper than I care to admit. Discovering his work in The Great Escape, Master Of The World, The Dirty Dozen, The Valachi Papers, The Magnificent Seven, Villa Rides, and Mr. Majestyk opened my eyes to his previous work. He was more than just a tool for Golan-Globus; he was so much more. Just look at his work in The Indian Runner for further proof. Bronson was always spot on, even in much of his lesser work. Charles Buchinsky was so full of raw emotion, rage, and fury; he never got his due...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Comic Review: 100 Bullets Vol. 11

100 Bullets Vol. 11100 Bullets Vol. 11: Once Upon a Crime
Written by Brian Azzarello
Art by Eduardo Risso
Cover by Dave Johnson
DC Comics/Vertigo
Cover Price $12.99; On sale: Aug 2007


100 Bullets remains one of the most intriguing and thought provoking series being published today. The series started as a simple morality play, but has transformed itself into a deep mystery series, with a heavy film noir feel. As new characters have been introduced the mystery of the series has gotten deeper and more intricate. The only problem is that the mystery has gone on for maybe too long, and the series may have gotten too far away from its initial premise. The newest trade doesn’t help much, as one of the big plot points of the whole series is examined and explained, but the plot mostly just turns its wheels, and a big character death is made less important by the surrounding events...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Movie Review: Rob Zombie's Halloween

Rob Zombie's HalloweenThis weekend, a thousand blogs will post reviews with countless comparisons, both positive and negative, between director and writer Rob Zombie's re-imagining to that of John Carpenter's classic. This review, in an attempt to stand out, will feature zero comparisons. And so, without further ado, Rob Zombie's Halloween ...

Ten-year-old Michael Myers, the product of a dysfunctional and broken family, has slowly been building up a terrible darkness inside him. Berated by his stepfather, ignored by his older sister, and picked on at school, Michael finds solace behind a clown’s mask and the killing of small animals. On Halloween night, after yet another run-in with bullies, Michael finally takes the next step in becoming a monster as he systemically murders everyone in his house. He is placed in Smith’s Grove Sanitarium, under the watchful eye of Dr. Loomis, who try as he may, is unable to tap into Michael...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!