Movie Review: Romance & Cigarettes

Romance & Cigarettes
Directed by John Turturro
Starring James Gandolfini, Kate Winslet, Susan Sarandon, Christopher Walken, Mandy Moore, and Steve Buscemi
Rated R

Romance & Cigarettes boasts a cast that anyone in their right mind would drool over. James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Mandy Moore, Aida Turturro, Mary-Louise Parker, Christopher Walken, Kate Winslet, Steve Buscemi, Eddie Izzard, Bobby Cannavale, and Elaine Stritch. I would pay to see any one of these fine actors just read out of the phone book...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

DVD Review: Balls Of Fury

Balls Of Fury (2007)
Directed by Robert Ben Garant
Written by Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant
Starring Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez, Maggie Q, Thomas Lennon, Robert Patrick
Available Dec. 18, 2007

Childhood ping ping prodigy Randy Daytona, who suffered defeat at the 1988 Games, is now a miserable sod performing tricks at a matinee show in Reno. It is here that FBI agent Ernie Rodriguez offers Randy the chance of a lifetime -- to slip into an underground ping pong tournament run by the nefarious triad leader Feng to get evidence that will shut down his criminal organization. Randy agrees, and is soon put through a hellish training by blind ping pong master Wong and Wong's equally abusive niece, Maggie...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Movie Review: Balls of Fury

Here at Geeks of Doom (est. 2007) and Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews (est. 2006), the Maniac here helps everyone provide the right choices when it is up to them when they want to see a good movie. The Hardcore Film Maniac knows that he is watching out for you, and his sole purpose is to save your time and money and -- Oh fuck it; I’m done speaking in third person. I’m sounding like a prick. Lemme get onto my review. Ever have a major case of diarrhea, and once you are all finished, you wiped your ass with a long and very strong piece of Marcal toilet paper? Then you find out that you have shit on your hand after you are done wiping, and that is after you are done rubbing your eyes, sticking your finger in your ears, and scratching your genitals, and then you ask yourself, why the hell did you use toilet paper for? Director Ben Garant's Balls of Fury is just like that case of diarrhea. It is honestly the WORST piece of shit that came out in theaters, DVD, Robin Williams’ ass, and Leona Helmsley’s will this entire year, and that means A LOT.

And I don't think any of you guys who have read my reviews at Geeks Of Doom have seen my real nasty side. Now you shall be seeing it today.

[Editor's Note: Yup, it's pretty nasty.]...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!