DVD Review: Balls Of Fury

Balls Of Fury (2007)
Directed by Robert Ben Garant
Written by Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant
Starring Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez, Maggie Q, Thomas Lennon, Robert Patrick
Available Dec. 18, 2007

Childhood ping ping prodigy Randy Daytona, who suffered defeat at the 1988 Games, is now a miserable sod performing tricks at a matinee show in Reno. It is here that FBI agent Ernie Rodriguez offers Randy the chance of a lifetime -- to slip into an underground ping pong tournament run by the nefarious triad leader Feng to get evidence that will shut down his criminal organization. Randy agrees, and is soon put through a hellish training by blind ping pong master Wong and Wong's equally abusive niece, Maggie...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

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When Panther Duen is apprehended and brought to justice, an international team of special agents are brought to Hong Kong to testify against him. During his transport to trial, Panther's police caravan is attacked, and in a military-style ambush, Panther is taken away. While at first it is thought that it was his triad who saved him, it becomes clear after inspecting the attack style and the aftermath in the criminal underground that Panther has been abducted instead. The agents that were only brought in to testify have now teamed up and storm the streets to figure out who is behind the brutal attacks. Commander Hon (Simon Yam) offers all the police back up he can, while Kong Long (Sammo Hung), who has been demoted to transportation supervisor, offers the team advice on what they are going up against. And what they are going up against is a team of ruthless mercenaries who will stop at nothing to collect the money that is owed them...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Movie Review: Balls of Fury

Here at Geeks of Doom (est. 2007) and Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews (est. 2006), the Maniac here helps everyone provide the right choices when it is up to them when they want to see a good movie. The Hardcore Film Maniac knows that he is watching out for you, and his sole purpose is to save your time and money and -- Oh fuck it; I’m done speaking in third person. I’m sounding like a prick. Lemme get onto my review. Ever have a major case of diarrhea, and once you are all finished, you wiped your ass with a long and very strong piece of Marcal toilet paper? Then you find out that you have shit on your hand after you are done wiping, and that is after you are done rubbing your eyes, sticking your finger in your ears, and scratching your genitals, and then you ask yourself, why the hell did you use toilet paper for? Director Ben Garant's Balls of Fury is just like that case of diarrhea. It is honestly the WORST piece of shit that came out in theaters, DVD, Robin Williams’ ass, and Leona Helmsley’s will this entire year, and that means A LOT.

And I don't think any of you guys who have read my reviews at Geeks Of Doom have seen my real nasty side. Now you shall be seeing it today.

[Editor's Note: Yup, it's pretty nasty.]...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!