'Fanboys' Re-Cut Incites a Rebellion

Back in the Geeks of Doom Summer '07 Movie Mayhem post, I wrote the following about my anticipation for the Star Wars-themed film Fanboys, "The only thing that could possibly suck about this movie is the fact that I’m not in it."

Well, looks like there actually might be more that could suck about this film -- WAY MORE. Like the fact that it started out as an homage to Star Wars fandom, but the word out now -- first reported by AICN, then confirmed by Cinematical -- is that's the movie has been completely changed...continue reading this article at Geeks of Doom!

DVD Review: Balls Of Fury

Balls Of Fury (2007)
Directed by Robert Ben Garant
Written by Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant
Starring Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken, George Lopez, Maggie Q, Thomas Lennon, Robert Patrick
Available Dec. 18, 2007

Childhood ping ping prodigy Randy Daytona, who suffered defeat at the 1988 Games, is now a miserable sod performing tricks at a matinee show in Reno. It is here that FBI agent Ernie Rodriguez offers Randy the chance of a lifetime -- to slip into an underground ping pong tournament run by the nefarious triad leader Feng to get evidence that will shut down his criminal organization. Randy agrees, and is soon put through a hellish training by blind ping pong master Wong and Wong's equally abusive niece, Maggie...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

'Horton Hears a Who' Theatrical Trailer

Apple Trailers has the exclusive for the theatrical trailer for Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who, the animated film starring the voices of Jim Carrey and Steve Carell.

The 20th Century Fox Animation film, from the creators of Ice Age, has Carrey as the elephant Horton and Carell as the Mayor of Whoville...continue reading this article at Geeks of Doom!

Movie Review: Good Luck Chuck

I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUperFInger. -Revelation 4:2

I hate Dane Cook. It’s no secret, really. But like many of my pop culture enemies, I once rooted for him to do good so I could look at him differently and… Ya know… Learn something. I watched his HBO special, which looked to me like a red-assed howler monkey with a metrosexual haircut shrieking at the top of his lungs, telling long and unfunny stories that didn’t have a point and didn’t really go anywhere. I saw Employee of the Month… And soaked my eyes in bleach immediately afterwards. But that was just a bad movie. I heard good things about Mr. Brooks, so I went into Good Luck Chuck with an open mind, waiting to be convinced of the MySpace comic phenomenon...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

Movie Review: Balls of Fury

Here at Geeks of Doom (est. 2007) and Hardcore Film Maniac Reviews (est. 2006), the Maniac here helps everyone provide the right choices when it is up to them when they want to see a good movie. The Hardcore Film Maniac knows that he is watching out for you, and his sole purpose is to save your time and money and -- Oh fuck it; I’m done speaking in third person. I’m sounding like a prick. Lemme get onto my review. Ever have a major case of diarrhea, and once you are all finished, you wiped your ass with a long and very strong piece of Marcal toilet paper? Then you find out that you have shit on your hand after you are done wiping, and that is after you are done rubbing your eyes, sticking your finger in your ears, and scratching your genitals, and then you ask yourself, why the hell did you use toilet paper for? Director Ben Garant's Balls of Fury is just like that case of diarrhea. It is honestly the WORST piece of shit that came out in theaters, DVD, Robin Williams’ ass, and Leona Helmsley’s will this entire year, and that means A LOT.

And I don't think any of you guys who have read my reviews at Geeks Of Doom have seen my real nasty side. Now you shall be seeing it today.

[Editor's Note: Yup, it's pretty nasty.]...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!