Movie Review: Semi-Pro

Semi-Pro
Directed by Kent Alterman
Starring Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, Andre 'Andre 3000’ Benjamin, Jay Phillips, Will Arnett
Rated R
Release date: February 29, 2008

Certain things in life we have been conditioned to just take for granted. For example, I know that every October I go on a camping trip into the middle of nowhere, every weekend I see at least one new movie in the theatre, and Will Ferrell is one of the most consistent comedic actors working today. This is why the following statement physically pains me to type...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!

'Semi-Pro' Trailers

An age-restricted trailer for New Line Cinema's upcoming comedy Semi-Pro is now online at the movie's official site.

To gain access to the R-rated trailer, you'll have to enter your full name, date of birth, and zip code. If you can get in, I highly recommend you watch it, since it's funny as hell. While the all-ages trailer allows you to get a feel for the movie (watch it here after the jump), it definitely suffers from flat-joke syndrome much like all those censored Superbad clips...continue reading this article at Geeks of Doom!

Movie Review: No Country for Old Men

No Country for Old Men
Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring Javier Bardem, Josh Brolin, Tommy Lee Jones
Rated R

It's the American Dream in a goddamn gym bag! -- Lou Chambers from A Simple Plan

I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me. -- Ed Tom Bell from No Country For Old Men

No Country for Old Men: Chronic Malevolence and Avarice

Anton Chigurh is Death. Chigurh is the vicious, unstoppable psychopath at the heart of the Coen Brothers new film, No Country For Old Men. Chigurh is played to wicked perfection by Javier Bardem. He stalks the Texas border looking for a satchel containing two million dollars. Nothing and no one can come between him and the money. Chigurh is a far cry from the character Bardem played in The Sea Inside. Sadly, for his victims, Chigurh is very much mobile. Bardem’s intensity is in high gear right from the start of the film. He manages to escape the clutches of a police arrest. Once he escapes jail, no one is safe. A looming sense of dread has entered the barren and desolate landscapes of Texas in 1980. He uses a lethal nail gun to do away with his victims. Bardem is a one man reign of terror -- a specter of pure violence with a Prince Valiant haircut; coin tosses save some of his potential victims. Chigurh could put the fear of God into such cinematic monsters as Dennis Hopper’s Frank Booth, Anthony Hopkins’ Dr. Hannibal Lecter, Michael Rooker’s Henry, or even Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator...continue reading this review at Geeks of Doom!